zing went the strings

"I've just read about his illness, let's hope it's nothing trivial."

Irving S. Cobb

"He was like the cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow."

George Eliot

"She looked like she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say when"

P.G. Wodehouse

"Sh'e's been on more laps than a napkin"

Walter Winchell

"She always tells stories in the present vindictive"

Tom Peace

"Some cause happiness wherever they go, others whenever they leave."

Oscar Wilde